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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Petri dish

I have officially decided that college is not a breeding ground for well educated, independent young men and women, but for illnesses. It was the same way at Salem, one person would come back from a break sick and the next thing you know the entire school would be sick.
Another key factor in this bacterial theory is that some how none of the teachers or professors ever get sick so you can miss class and they never let you miss a class for being sick. Mrs. Lawson used to say that unless you were dying or missing an important organ that you had to be at rehearsal, all the other teachers adopted this same attitude for everyday class. Ms. T even adopted this theory for devotions - it was only devotions for god's sake.
I also noticed that people you know either adopt one of two ways to act around a sick person. One of these people are the ones who help you out, stay with you, bring you food, takes care of you basically, and the other are the people that avoid you at all costs. Both types of people tell you to take Vitamin C, drink lots of fluids, and chug cold medicine. They both end up getting sick anyway.

2 Comments:

At 9:37 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

What no suggestions of Echinacea or Colloidal Silver or anything of that nature?

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger Genoa said...

I got some for echinacea from a few people and collodial from mom, but otherwise it was just fluids, vitamin c, and cold medicine

 

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